This is Insane Part 2

Of course CAIR got involved and demanded that Muslim women not receive a pat down (“love pats” per that idiot senator from Missouri-see Love Pats) and stated that body scans were a violation of Muslim beliefs. The idiot Napolitano may allow some sort of exceptions for Muslim women.  See Muslim Exception

Our airport screening policy is insane and that someone is considering exempting anyone from the religion that has committed all of the terrorist acts of the past decade is simply insane.  However the true insanity isn’t that Muslims might be exempted rather that 10 years into this threat anyone, but Muslims are being scanned and screened.  Again, when was the last time a non Muslim tried to blow up a plane?  Or the last time a non Muslim was a suicide bomber?  Oh, well that is a broken record.

I can’t find the statistic right now, but the majority of domestic air travel is done by a small percentage of Americans I.E. frequent flyers. That 10 years on from 9/11 most of these flyers (and Dark and Bloody is one) haven’t been screened and received a security clearance is crazy. Oh well

So it’s time for some good old fashion civil disobedience.  Here are my suggestions.

·         If the traditional metal detectors are available use them, but always refuse the body scanner.  Insist on a pat down.  There are good health reasons to do so.

·         Tell the TSA agent it against your religion to be touched by someone of the same sex.  Don’t make a big deal of it, just make the point and ask for an opposite sex pat down. You won’t get it, but ask.

·         If you have a good pair of underwear on and aren’t shy, when the pat down begins just drop your paints.  Now men, don’t do this wearing any type of tight form fitting briefs (there are children around) but with a good pair of boxers it is fine.

·         After dropping your paints pull the waist band away from your stomach and say, instead of touching me, just look. Again make sure children are not around.

·         If you don’t want to drop your paints, then when the pat down starts, fart.  Yes, that’s right fart.  After a few thousand farts the TSA employees will revolt.

·         Now if you don’t like any of the above, buy a burka.  Yes, buy a burka and put it on in the parking garage, the car, the bus.  Go through security with it on and tell them you are Muslim and that your religion forbids intimate contact with strangers.  See what happens. It should be fun.  Take the burka off once you clear security.  Or heck, wear it on the plane….it might be fun.

·         Now both men and women should wear a burka.  Men you say? Why yes, tell TSA that you are a transgendered male Muslim and that you haven’t had your operation yet.  That will be fun.

Remember civil disobedience is fun and it is your right and we should be free of this insanity.

Update: Last night after posting, I recalled a story Mrs. Dark and Bloody told me.  The Mrs. worked at CU Medical Center years ago.  One night an accident victim was brought in to ER. They needed to remove his pants to look at a leg injury and as they pulled them down, the Mrs. saw a sausage tapped to the victim's upper thigh.  The ER team decided the guy had been clubbing and used the sausage to seem larger than he actually was to dancing partners. So the next time you fly, strap on a sausage and see what happens.  Women you can try it too.  That will cause some confusion.    Remember civil disobedience is fun and your right.